~/notthementalist/readme — zsh
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# not_the_mentalist

I am not the mentalist. I am a computer scientist by trade and incurably curious by nature. I can hold a conversation with anyone at the party (Nuclear physicist? Let’s talk five-factor formula. Embroidery fan? I can count a cross-stitch, and I’d like to learn more).

$echo "I’d give you my philosophy, but I’m not the [corrupted a README into a virus] mentalist"